”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
wait a minute
why did i get 1000 visits on my blog overnight
uhhhh what happened this time
to those people that follow me and then immediately reblog everything i post
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
This is something everyone needs to remember.
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo
do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you